New World Record Set
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On Tuesday Afternoon, the 16th of January 2018, at around 15:00 o'clock a 45 year old man (David Long) went diving in the Zug Lake. He originally comes from the UK, Liverpool, but moved to Old Town, Zug, Switzerland a few years ago. All around the year, David Long travels around the world to compete in diving challenges. He mainly competes in winter when the water is icy cold so it gives him more points. David was about to return to shore when he sees many small sparkling different diamonds(more than 70 diamonds and more than 20 pearls) camouflaged at the bottom of the lake hidden in the sharp rocks. He swam down to the collection of the different diamonds totally out of breath and brought all of them up to to surface! In no time David Long became the richest Man of the World and he officially brakes two world records. David Long owns the most wetsuits(exactly 124) and becomes the richest man of the world by 1.4 billion Franks.Top Tip: Cross check for multiple sites-- take that headline and or keywords and see who else is talking about it. Do a lateral search -- this is done by putting in the keyword or headline into the subject search bar. Big news stories have multiple sources talking about a story so you should see this same story ina few formats from multiple sources. Another idea is to go to each news source and type in the keyword and see what they are saying about the story
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