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(CHICAGO, IL) “Is today January 12th?”
“All day!”
You may have heard this or a similar exchange in the past and it usually elicits at least a chuckle if not a grimace.
Well, next Thursday, if you happen to hear this dialog, you may boldly refute the response of “all day!”
It so happens that, according to physicists at University of Chicago, on that day, January 25th, 2018 a small piece of time from another date will find its way into the stream. Specifically, the moment originally occurring on June 16, 1963 at 2:03:37 A.M. GMT will be inserted between the seconds 11:21:21 P.M GMT and 11:21:22 P.M GMT. The inserted slice has a duration of less than a second.
Those born prior to June 16, 1963 will experience a blackout or memory gap lasting about ten picoseconds. (A picosecond is equal to one trillionth of a second.) Those individuals who have died since that date will have their consciousnesses be resurrected for that brief period of time. To all others it will just seem like a momentary memory flashback so brief the brain will not even have a chance to register it.
It is not expected to have any effect whatsoever on the operation of computers throughout the world – ten picoseconds is a much shorter period of time than the quickest cycle on today’s fastest machine. Still, many cynics are predicting disasters on the order of those incorrectly forewarned of for the Y2K event.
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