YVC English class as our hope of survival.
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The world is being taken over by the Zombies of procrastination. it all started with a young college student that kept on procrastinating to turn in his English assignments. The young man named Joe had an important assignment due last Sunday, while procrastinating to do his work he failed to turn in his assignment. It turns out that he did not read the class syllabus created by his instructor which stated "failure to turn in labor assignments will result in the release of the Procrastination Virus to that student.
The procrastination Virus is known to turn a person into a zombie that can spread the virus to anyone that comes in contact with it. According to the police that are trying to help stop the virus, Joe has come in contact with his friends and know have turned into zombies as well. IT was said that the virus is spreading rapidly across Yakima.
The police were able to capture a Zombie with protective suites and took him to a laboratory to see if they can find a cure. The scientist and researchers found that the only cure was for an English class at YVC had to turn in their SQRQ's which was a labor assignment that Joe failed to turn in. The assignment had to be turned in before midnight in order to count.
When the 25 students in the English class heard about the news it was 11:30, they headed to YVC as quickly as possible ans started working on their SQRQ's. They only had 30 min to complete a long writing assignment. At 11:55 24 out of the 25 students were finished and only one more person needed to turn it in. The clock had hit 11:59 and has 5 second left when he submitted his work.
The Researchers were able to confirm that everybody had received a check for their assignment and were able to make a cure the zombies by giving them a check stamp on their hand. We owe it all to the English class at YVC. We are now safe and Zombie free!
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