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It’s been an eventful first two weeks of this season so far, with a fair number of standout teams. Saying the Wizards have been dominant is an understatement, as they have piled on the points en route to consecutive 30 point victories. The overlooked Celtics squad has shown they can hang with the best of what this league has to offer, but they have quite a weak SOS from here on out, so they need to keep their eye on the prize. The Cavaliers have gone from a promising team boasting talent on both ends of the floor, to a smoldering dumpster fire of rage and bricks. Needless to say, this team will be lucky to finish above .500. Meanwhile, the Raptors came out firing on all cylinders after their week 1 bye, dropping a league high 80 points. Tommy Brander is a true threat beyond the arc, but what this team has in shooting, they lack in height and depth, which could lead to their downfall. The upstart timberwolves bounced back from their opening day loss with a 40 point thrashing of the Suns, so teams really need to keep an eye on them, as they could be dangerous in the postseason. As for the Kings, well, what can you say that hasn’t already been said. These kids leave it all on the court week in and week out, they jut can’t seem to get the ball in the basket. I’ve got a feeling they’ll sort themselves out and be a true powerhouse in the weeks to come. As for the rest of the teams in the league, they’re pretty much irrelevant and serve as placeholders. POWER RANKINGS:
1. Wizards
2. Celtics
3. Raptors
4. Jazz
5. Timberwolves
6. Bulls
7. 76ers
8. Suns
9. Pelicans
10. Trailblazers
11. Nuggets
12. Kings
13. Cavaliers

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