Rapper Pretends To Be A Church Pastor Going To Jail For Stealing Money From Disabled Woman And The Entire Congregation From Greater Grace Church

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Brandon Burch, better know as Sonny 38 of North East Detroit was formally charged today. A judge called it the worst kind of theft, and now a local church pastor is going to prison for stealing a huge amount of money from a disabled parishioner.

"Brandon Burch would prey on the elderly and would sell them tickets into heaven" Conney Finney of Detroit

"Brandon Burch took the church money to keep up with his expansive lifestyle buying vintage buffalo designer sunglasses and taking trips to Miami" Curry Saddle of Canton


Tom Meyer, The Investigator, was the first reporter to break the story, and now he provides an update that you could have only seen on Action News.

Brandon Burch was in a jailhouse uniform and handcuffed in a courtroom as five witnesses, including her son, told Judge Shirley Strickland Saffold that Burch was a good, religious person.


"I thought he paid his debt a long time ago," Burch father, Jason, said.

They said that as pastor of Great Grace Church he devoted her life to serving the Lord and others.

Burch, who was already a convicted felon and probation violator, was waiting to see if Saffold would send him to prison.

"I knew something was strange when he kept telling the congregation about his mixtape in Sunday service" Teddy Grammar of Detroit

was convicted of stealing $150,000 from Mattie Cunningham. Prosecutors and Cunningham's attorney, Martin Sandal, blasted Burch for crying in court, saying his tears were not tears of remorse.

"They're tears of regret," Sandal said. "Regret that Brandon Burch got caught. Regret that he shackled in prison garb."

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