Week 4 Power Rankings: Celtics take top spot after big win

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Intensity hits the power rankings as the Celtics surpassed the Wizards for the 1 spot in the league. The Celtics made their case to be at the top with a big win over some of the league greats (Raptors) and the Wizards just narrowly defeated a team who beat the NUGGETS by 4. This weeks house league play was cut short due to tonights super bowl, so there werent too many good games.
The 76ers and Pelicans battled it out to kick the day off, but the Pelicans outlasted them in the end. The sixers were without league superstar Peter James for most of the game, so if you think this a good win for the Pelicans, you are mistaken. That game furthermore proves that last weeks Raptors v. Pelicans matchup was nothing shy of a fluke.
Later in the day was Twolves vs. Kings-Two disgustingly horrific teams. This game litterally hurt the eyes of most viewers. and thats not the worst part, the Twolves now sit at a even 2-2. Yes, TWO wins for the team lead by Kevin Corcoran. Don't even get me started with the kings, those guys fucking blow and theres almost no doubt that they will finish the year winless. But the fact that the Twolves go this regular season without matchups against the Wizards, celtics, Cavs or Raptors makes you question what kind of league Dihu is running.
And to end the day we had an intense battle between a possible championship rematch. Raptors vs. Celtics. Despite the high score, this game was close until the last few minutes of the fourth quarter. Big games from Brander and Buggy, who totaled 27, were not big enough to outlast the depth of the now 1 celtics who sit at a comfortable 4-0. The Celtics were lead by possible school shooter Max Schimpf, Nate crees' probable twin Sean Gardiner and Matt thorsen. The game wouldve come down to the last seconds, if undisclosed members of the celtics didn't pay off the refs to call all around bullshit. These park ridge house league refs are absolutely brutal, and thats an understatement. For the second time this year, there were one sided calls going against the celtics, showing us that there needs to be someone looking into it. nontheless, an impressive win.
Power rankings
1) Celtics
2) Wizards
3) Jazz
4) Cavs
5) Raptors
6) Pelicans
7) Bulls
8) Blazers
9) 76ers
10) Twolves
11) Nuggets
12) Kings
13) Suns

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