New Gang in Waldorf, MD targeting NightWalkers

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The FF-00 gang is steadily on the rise. A homosexuality based gang originating in Buffington, CT has since migrated down to Maryland. Reports have shown that the gang targets a single person walking alone in a dimly lit area or at night. Initiations have been reported to be linked to sticking fruits and vegetables contaminated with the HIV/AIDS virus in the targeted victims mouth and anus. Agnes Largew a resident of Waldorf tells us how her grandson was targeted several weeks ago as he was riding home on his bike. “They tied him down, jumped out of nowhere” Agnes explained. She also told news that the tickled her grandsons privates and took ‘selfie pictures’ with him naked wearing a Hilary Clinton Halloween mask. “These people have to be stopped, please warn your children, your parents, your coworkers” Agnes begged. She is hoping to find justice for her grandson. He has not been tested positive for the virus but they are asking anyone with any information to report it to 1-888-344-5000.

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