Woodward man hits the jackpot

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Woodward man Brandon O'Neil has finally hit the big time! He has been playing the lottery now for 25 years and says up until today "no wonder they call them Indian givers" Brandon has been donating to Indian casinos for years without anything in return! Well today his luck has payed off Brandon struck the big Choctaw nation prize of 369 million dollars! When asked what he is going to do with the money he says " I am going to pay of child support on all eleven kids he has scattered across the nation and will use the rest to start up his dream of owning a franchise in double d's gentlenens clubs ! Brandon and his partner Matt Hughes also of Woodward Oklahoma plan to settle down soon and start a family of there own. You may remember matt Hughes who made national headlines early last year when he was sodomized in the Woodward walking trails. This case has yet to be resolved although authorities are offering a $175 dollar reward for anyone who may have any information in the arrest and conviction of these men!

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