SPEELMAN TESTS POSITIVE FOR PED’s; WEIGHT GAIN A HOAX!

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Many have been questioning Speelman’s recent weight gain starting from 162 this past summer, to now 178 this winter. There have been many doubts about how he accomplished it. As many know Anthony Speelman burst onto the scene last year and was the talk of the campus with his production after coming off of a major heart surgery. Impressive? Yes. Fair? Not quite. Unsuprisingly, his success came at the hands of an aiding substance. It has been reported by TMZ that Speelman failed a drug test earlier this week by testing positive for 3 seperate forms of PED’s. Doctors have stated that he “needs the medicine to survive”, but the league isn’t buying that. When asked why he would continue taking a substance he knew was illegal, Speelman shrugged his shoulders and said “Hey man, c’est la vie, ya know?”, which obviously makes no sense. Teammate Mike Smith stated “I’ve known him my whole life, he definitely knew what he was doing and he didn’t care. It was actually getting out of control, he was taking more than the recommended dose and even crushing the pills and snorting them.” The teams manager has declined to comment on the situation. Speelman is currently suspended without pay until league officials decide on a ruling.

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