Hero or Villian? Mohawked biker saves child then wheelies over childs grandmother
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In North Chesterfield on the border of Richmond, Virginia a man not yet identified on a white GSXR sportbike wearing a matching white mohawk sped into a intersection selflessly to pick up a child that did not look before crossing the street saving the child, Nathan Parks age 8 of Henrico county. The heroism and adverted tragedy and ckmelebration of thanksgiving was cut short when the motorcyclist set the child down and busted a "dope as f*** sit down 12 o clock tail scaper" colliding with the childs grandmother Rosa Parks, 68. The motorcyclist then proceeded to do a burnout while still on top of Mrs. Parks before riding off and could be heard shouting "Did you get that on the GoPro bruh?" to fellow rider who also remains unknown. Police are trying to identify both men by liscense plate but the plates both were fake. One reading "chldsvr" and the other "gmakill". Investigators believe the incident was premeditated and are interrogating the boy, Nathan, as to ascertain if he has any knowledge who his anti-hero savior was. Anyone with information is asked to call local Richmond authorities. This picture was snapped from a dash cam as the rider was leaving the scene.
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