Breaking: TRUMP, GOP CAVE TO DNC COMMANDS
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Washington, DC: The Republican Party and the DNC are currently negotiating a complete flip of what the GOP has been fighting for of recent. According to a source close to the talks, President Trump has conceded due to pressure from both sides of congress who now seem to want a collaborative unity among political parties. As Obama is getting closer to being the UN President, he will lead the surge of new adopted laws that will affect on a global scale. Those laws have not been revealed yet, an anonymous source close to the new process stated. Here has what has be divulged so far on the condition of anonymity:
*GOP decides to give up on the 2nd Amendment even though the majority of Americans want the law to stay.
*Terms are being discussed about denouncing our own GOD and accepting Islam.
*One key element that is under discussion if passed is that affective January, 2019, American women will have to fully clothe themselves or be subject to immediate punishment at the hands of Muslim men free of crimes since they will be practicing their religious freedom. The punishment could include assaults as seen in the Middle East and Stoning would be legal. Arranged marriages to juveniles by grown, sometimes middle-aged men would also be legal.
*Homosexuality will be illegal and punished by death.
*Christianity will be illegal and punished by death (unless converted to Islam).
More to come as talks continue.
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