Man finds wad of cash at local Kroger
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Newport Ky , A local man was doing a semmingly normal grocery trip when his luck suddenly changed . 62 year old Edwin Moore was getting out of his vehicle and proceeding to get a cart when he reached in his pocket and realized he had forgotten his wallet at home . Moore lived a bit of a drive from the local Kroger and his vision is diminishing so he knew he would have to get in his car and give his eyes a rest before making the long trip back home. “ I was so frustrated “ Moore stated “the older I get the more I forget “ but that was when Moore’s luck had changed from bad to good. “ I was sitting in my car takin a rest when I seen something green in the parking space in my rear view mirror “ moore proceeded to get out of his car and see if it was his money he was seeing , had his cash fallen out of his pocket ? Did he not forget after all? “ I thought maybe I had dropped my money so I figured I’d go check an see if I was seeing right” says Moore . When Moore walked over to investigate he seen exactly what he had thought a wad of money four times as much as he had forgotten at the house for his grocery run. “ when I first walked up to it I couldn’t believe my eyes I thought they where playing tricks on me until I picked it up and there it was “ Moore had found close to 800$ cash in Kroger parking lot ! What he did next just shows that we still have good people in this world! “ I went to the help desk and asked if anyone had reported loosing money and the lady told me that no one had so far so I gave her my number in case they called “ as days went by and no one claimed the money Moore decided he would share his luck with others by donating the entire amount to children’s hospital Thursday afternoon. “It felt really good to give back , I figured whoever lost the money didn’t know where to start to look so I figured donating it to others would be the best option “
A truly remarkable story and example of just how good people can still be !
-Beverly Schaefer E10 news local Cincinnati
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