House League Boys Basketball: Power Rankings (3-4-18)
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Well, it was a week full of upsets it would seem. An ugly, ugly week for the Celtics, but they will come back next week, I guarantee it.
We started off Sunday with a great matchup between the Raptors and Cavaliers. Apparently, league Rage Monster, Ivaylo, was not pleased about the mention of his long lost love Gabrie in last weeks edition. I reached out to Gabrie on Instagram, and asked her if she’d like to come watch her hubby bear play. She could not however, saying, “you need a >3.3” meat stick to get with this”. Sorry Ivaylo, no dice. I tried my best. Anyhoo, back to the subject matter. Raptors were eating the Cavs alive, but proceeded to choke as the game went on. Cavs take the W.
Our second game was literal shit. The previously undefeated Celtics took on the overly physical Bulls team. The Celtics were shafted on the boards in this one, as the Bulls shot 80 from the arc. Celtics lose by 4, yikes.
Another upset followed the Celtics, as the Trailblazers fell to the poop Nuggets. I didn’t see this game, but I would have to guess it was possibly the worst game of basketball ever played in the history of mankind. Don’t know how the Blazers gave this one up, but I’m sure they’ll get it together with the playoffs coming up. Nuggets win.
After that one, the Wizards hosted the Kings, who decided to actually show up this week. You can all guess the outcome. Wizards dominate.
Jazz vs Suns. Yawn. Jazz win, but they are still a group of bedwetters.
Our final game of the day showcased the Pelicans and Timberwolves. Most everything has been downhill since the Pelicans big upset over the Raptors, as they took in their 3rd consecutive loss. Kevin Corcoran played hero in this one, leading the T-Wolves to their 4th win.
POWER RANKINGS:
1. Wizards
2. Celtics
3. Jazz
4. Pelicans
5. Raptors
6. Bulls
7. 76ers
8. Trailblazers
9. Timberwolves
10. Nuggets
11. Kings
12. Suns
13. Cavaliers
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