Messi out with leg injury, one week before Chelsea match
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TUESDAY: During the team (FC Barcelona) training session. Lionel Messi toom a nasty landing on his left leg. Messi, who got tackled by a fellow team mate in practice landed on his left leg. Messi is expectee to be out for 2-3 weeks. This means he will miss tomorrows Supercopa de Catalunya Final against RCD Espanyol. Then on on Saturday he will not travel with the team to La Rosaleda for the La Liga Santander match against Malaga. But most importantly he will most likely miss next Wednesday's Champions League meeting against Chelsea at the Camp Nou. This could potentially hurt Barcelona. The team manager Ernesto Valverde stated" It is unfortunet to see any player on this team get hurt and leave us for injury, especially Messi. Right now it is very hard to not have him in our squad at a time like this, but there is nothing I can do to fix this. The rest of the squad needs to step up and play in top form these next few weeks"
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