Facebook employees walk 14 miles through the snow to get to Super Bowl

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Devi Mahadevia, 21, Evan Shugerman, 16, and Josh Semless, age unknown, began walking towards the stadium several hours before the big game in Minneapolis because the treacherous conditions on Super Bowl morning meant most taxis and ridesharing services were not available.

Devi said: “It took just over two hours. The snow wasn’t too bad, it was only a couple feet deep in most places, but it was the howling wind that was the worst. Apart from that, it was a walk in the park.” Her young, less-conditioned colleague, Evan, didn’t find it as easy. Evan said: “It was awful. That was the coldest I’ve ever been in my life! I only did it because Devi said it would be fun, it might make Josh smile, and it would be an epic Faceversary story. I’m never listening to her again!” At one point during the journey, Devi thought that she heard wolves nearby, only to realize that it was Evan sobbing uncontrollably. Josh said: “No comment.”

Once they arrived at the Super Bowl however, their colleagues informed them about the Minneapolis Skyway System, an interlinked collection of enclosed pedestrian footbridges that connects all of Downtown Minneapolis, enabling people to walk in climate-controlled comfort year-round. Devi calmly responded by saying that she was looking forward to using it on the way back, Evan began sobbing again, and Josh continued staring straight ahead as if peering into another dimension.

As the three of them warmed up, and Evan was regaining his composure while making sure his beanie was positioned perfectly on the back of his head, they all gathered around to hear about how much their colleagues appreciate them and couldn’t imagine what life would be like without them. Lastly, before heading into the stadium, they took this wonderful group photo to commemorate surviving the trek through below-zero weather. This was the courageous, untold story of what three brave individuals endured to attend Super Bowl LII, to witness yet another New England Patriots historic victory, where much to Josh’s dismay, they came back to defeat the Philadelphia Eagles in overtime, 44 – 41.

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