Aldi launching online grocery delivery comes at a cost
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As has been reported in the news, Aldi is launching online delivery of its groceries, however, in addition to the usual fees, there will be a small .25 cent fee. Each time you visit the website to order groceries, you will be required to pay .25 cents a la the physical carts. When you leave the website, you get the .25 cents refunded. Online grocery delivery is Aldi's latest attempt at remodeling the company. The first was upping the price of its carts from .25 to $1.00 silver dollar coins, and the second was unveiling a new logo for its stores. It should also be of note that the Aldi name, Aldi logo, etc copyright will be expiring soon with no plans to renew the copyright. This gives anyone a chance to use the Aldi name, logo, etc, and allows any citizen to apply for a copyright on the Aldi stuff, making the brand effectively theirs with the current CEO violating the copyright if it were to happen. It should also be of note that Aldi will add music to its stores in the form of playing 255 variations of Ravael's Bolero. Unconfirmed rumors are going around that they may add in 255 variations of John Cage's 4'59 as well.
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