Final Power Rankings: BS playoff bracket set
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Big fat Jimmy D. Big Fat Jimmy Dihu! What kind of league is this man running??? It is genuinely astonishing to see that there are no tiebreakers and the ties are completely random. The Jazz are ahead of the Cavs?? Pooicans in front of the Craptors? Get your shit together Dihu.You're fooling no one
Anyways an exciting final week of play as big upsets made their way into the storylines. The Kings won a game!! It march, and no one is safe.
Onto to the first game. An overtime thriller between 76ers and Blazers. Blazers cruise by in OT to beat the 76ers who just cant seem to finish. Tough to win games with only 2 good players. But still, Blazers are garbage, bad loss. Both teams should lose in the first round.
Pooicans embraced and showed there inner poo as they couldnt get buy the leagues embarrassment, the Kings. It was a physical and verbal affair lead by Anthony Porrello, who was quoted saying the following, "All you gotta do is chirp, that small kid was so rattled I thought he was gonna cry". Pooicans rattled as hell going into the playoffs colder than the Arctic.
Following this upset was the shit show of Cavs vs. Twolves. The Twolves are absolutely horrific, but don't shy away from Kevin Corcoran, who drained 10 threes and totalled 36 points on 178 total shots. He may shoot a lot, but hey! They ball goes in! On the flip side we had Rage Monster Tochev, who was in tears before during and after the game due to his mental breakdown after Maine South volleyball tryouts. Since basketball is clearly not his thing, he tried to make a mid season switch, but was unsuccessful and was cut from the team. Expect these fools to choke in the postseason. Cavs win but remain irrelevant.
Skinny Fucks vs. Liam O'Connell followed. A good game was expected, but the hopes for a Jazz win were thoroughly shut down early in the game. Celtics win big, Liam cant do it all. The jazz somehow earn a 3 seed after Alek Cubon was seen giving handjobs to various members of the Park Ridge Park District. The FBI investigation will begin soon.
Last was the Wizards vs the Nuggets. No one really cares but it should strike you as surprising that the Wizards only win by 10. Its worth noting that they can never blow out a team, which makes you think that they could be upset early in the thrilling postseason.
MVP of the week: Anthony Porrello
Power Rankings:
1) Wizards
2) Celtics
3) Jazz
4) Raptors
5) Bulls
6) Twolves
7) Blazers
8) 76ers
9) Pooicans
10) Kings
11) Suns
12) Nuggets
13) Sonics
14) Cavs
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