HITLER ADMITS TO BEING TRUMP CLONE
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Researchers from NTTO (not to be confused with NITTO) have uncovered the remains of what they believe to be Hitler's corpse. The context in which the body was found points to the corpse being Hitler, but what was most disturbing was the DNA results from the body.
"We got the results back" Dr. Tellertin explains, "And we found some surprising findings. The DNA seems more similar to that of an American than that of a German person; if this corpse was really Adolf Hitler, shouldn't the DNA be more similar to that of a German?"
The researchers debated among themselves and used DNA phenotype imaging to see what this corpse may have looked like, and the image looked very similar to Donald Trump, the current US president.
"This was obviously very disturbing to all of us, but we needed to go where the evidence took us" Dr. Hemaway said. "We decided to try to get some of Trump's DNA and compare it to the sample we obtained."
The team had contacted Stormy Daniels, an adult film star who had a relationship with Donald Trump, who provided a DNA sample of Trump in the form of semen. When the results came back, the researchers were all shocked: the DNA was not only very similar to Hitler's DNA; the DNA was IDENTICAL to his DNA! At first the researchers believed it was because Trump was a clone of Hitler, but that didn't make sense as the Hitler DNA was American, and then it dawned on them: Hitler is a Trump clone.
We tried to reach the Trump administration, but they declined to comment.
"We're not saying that Hitler is definitely a Trump clone" says a researcher, who declined to give his name, "We're just saying that the DNA evidence suggests that Hitler and Trump may not be as different as we may think, and that might even be in the literal sense."
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