CBS to debut Saturday night 60 minutes themed news program called 60
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CBS is looking to air 6 PM news on not only Sunday, but Saturday as well by debuting a new 60 minutes themed new program called 60. CBS CEO Leslie Moonves was quoted as saying "With 60, you'll never know how long it will air. It can air as long as 60 days to as short as 60 milliseconds. One week, it could be 60 seconds, the next week it could be 60 minutes, the next week after that it could be 60 days, while after that, it could be only 60 milliseconds. With this program, you'll never know how long it will be each week, which adds to the suspense of this new 60 minutes themed program." The program is slated to premiere in July with a 60 minute introductory episode before it goes into random time lengths each week. There is no telling if the 60 minutes viewers will jump ship to this program or stick with 60 minutes, but one thing's for sure, it will be interesting to see how this program does. Also of note is that CBS will be absorbing Grey broadcasting to create a new TV company called BP broadcasting to compete against Sinclair, which has plans to buy out Tribune broadcasting.
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