As Donks Prepare for Playoff Run, Rumors Surrounding Coach Rob are Circulating

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North Smithfield, R.I. With the Swamp Donkeys gearing up for a tough, best of 3 battle with the Jabronis, a trip to the finals isn’t the only thing on the line. According to multiple sources, head coach Rob Mainville is contemplating retirement at the conclusion of this season. It seems as if no matter what the outcome of this season will be, he has had enough. Rumors began to heat up once word spread that he would not be available to coach game 1 of the series tonight. With all of this going on, the Donkeys are trying not to let it bother them. “We don’t really pay attention to the outside noise,” Donkeys captain Jared Bebeau said. He continued, “We honestly haven’t heard about anything about this, we are trying to focus on the Jabronis and that’s what we will do.” When asked about the absence of coach Rob tonight, Bebeau said, “It’s obviously going to be a little different, but we have a game plan set and we just have to stick to that and hopefully come out with the W.”

There is still no word on why exactly Coach Rob will not be available to coach tonight, but it does seem as if he might be on his way out. All the Donkeys can do is play their hearts out and hope for the best. This doesn’t seem to be an internal issue, however. “There hasn’t been any bad blood between any of us players and coach Rob. He is an outstanding coach, led us to a championship title in 2016 and looking to win another one with him as our head coach this season,” Forward Eric Breault said. He continued, “No, he hasn’t lost the locker room. We respect him, we listen to him, and we will do anything for him.”

Regardless, Game 1 is set for tonight at 10:10 PM. The lineup might look something like this:

Forwards
Lapierre-Jones-Dinges
Breault-Hopkins-Brown
Taddeo

Defense
Hanley-Cwis
Cuneo-Breault

Goalie
Jared Bebeau

Head Coach
*EMPTY*

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