ASS hair braiding,should it be banned on public beaches?

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The latest fetish and fad,which started in Mongolia,The ancient tradition of ass hair braiding.What is this you ask.I mean really ? Ass hair braiding? The elite in the roman times,probably starting with Caligula's reign. Loved role playing,and as you've read in history,they were into some other weird stuff to...Their Chinese manservants introduced to them the tradition amongst their elite.And it caught on! So they all had their women grow their ass and muffin hair,so it could be as a horses tail as it grew over time.The longest bearded ,ass/ clam bush recorded was over eight feet long.China 1102 b.c. It was also the death of the 103 year old sigh min .As she lay asleep,an open door breeze blew her woman fuzz into the fireplace.Due to it being braided,and not being washed often due to it taking days to braid it,as you can imagine it was pretty flammable, "Mr chin Ho",her master,was a gunsmith by trade.As Sigh Min walked to and fro around the gunpowder laden floor in the storehouses,she pretty much had a stick of dynamite dragging behind her.History lessons aside ladies,obviously this is weird,disgusting and would not fly over to good in public nowadays.Todays fetish isn't that extreme.Fashion model Oda Brearski of Holland enjoys this fetish.She said the norm is 12 inch long.It is easiest to maintain and keep clean.When I asked her how it was stored while dressed,she said it's pulled straight up and the small tail flows out over the back of her pants or bikini.She says it's quite common in her country,and is surprised the porn kingdom of America has not accepted this alternative fetish open armed.It is catching on though.A poll done by the John Gwenivier Foundation- for male female relationship studies.Found that 6 out of 10 americans over age 25 -55,admit to having some sort of role play with their partner that involved one being an animal.Marshall Tucker from the Hardy Longacre institute,Dedicated to the studies into abnormal behavior in the modern world, says this should be very alarming to America.He said that would be like ten states full of nothing but animal fetish lovers if you rounded them all up together!."That's a lotta perverts distributed throughout society"."Maybe the crossing guard at your school,your lawyer,the guy making your burger at the fast food joint".Marshall got involved in this new fetish study, when his eldest son,choked to death while "braid swallowing".Yes it gets weirder.Opposite of a womans deepthroating skill.Is what gay men "braidswallowers" do.They deep throught ass hair braids and must keep from gagging until they have wiggled their tongues in their partners" faux "horses ass.The videos available on this are bizarre and expensive to obtain.So be prepared when you go exploring to see for yourself,it gets pricey for the good stuff.So that's a weird ass story to talk about around the water cooler.Believe it,or don't.Ask around.You'll be surprised who has ass hair as long as your arm.Keep that camera handy at the beaches this summer,every fad eventually reaches our shores.

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