27 Wolves to be released into Colorado Wilderness' by Private Group in May 2018
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A pack of 27 wolves coming from remote Alberta, Canada will be introduced to 4 sites in Colorado. The sites will be located in Wilderness areas and include the Zirkel Wilderness (7 wolves), Flattops Wilderness (10 wolves), Maroon Bells Wilderness (6 wolves), and Welminuche Wilderness (4 wolves). This plan has been executed by a undisclosed private group. This group feels the need for wolves in Colorado is more than conservation but an attraction for tourists and people who visit the wilderness. Since the wolves will be "privately" owned by the group they will all be microchipped and collared for their protection. A federal offense has been passed in the result of killing of these animals and punishable by a $20,000 fine and possible jail time. The wolves will be released at undisclosed times known only by investors of the private group who wish to see the release first hand. It has been discovered this private investment group has secured over $5,950,000 for this event and has been bribing the state officials to allow this to happen. Each pack will have 1 male and the rest already bred females. This is to ensure the packs size grows considerably in the first few years. Once pack sizes begin to become to large, the group believes that the younger animals will begin to migrate to other areas and start new packs eventually spreading across the state and into other states including Utah, southern Wyoming, and New Mexico. If you have read this far you are probably a bit angry and annoyed but all is well cause it's April Fools. Share this to give someone else a scare and a laugh.
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