Trumps most vocal online hater found to be real life stalker
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Josephine County Oregon has an online Facebook group, "Josephine County Neighborhood Chat". In this chat group, there has been one loudly vocal Trump naysayer, Charlotte Skeeters of Grants Pass, Or.
For months, Facebook posters have endured the Trump-hating ramblings of Skeeters in which she appears to have aloathing hatred for the 45th POTUS. Some have even referred to her constant hate-filled ramblings as "trolling" and "obsessive".
In a shocking turn of events on March 30th, a video hit the Internet which was filmed in her bedroom by an unknown source of Skeeters dressing up as Trump and touching herself, while exclaiming in a moaning voice, "I love Trump", "touch me all over with those small hand's baby" and "Make that orange rub off on me".
Further investigation has found that Skeeters has recently traveled to locations where the current president was speaking. Also, reciepts obtained from her trash have shown recent purchases for binocculars, professional grade camera lenses, enhanced hearing instruments and a surprising amount of orange flavored lubricant.
The president was updated on the situation and commented, "What can I say, the woman is coocoo. She needs mental help. She needs much mental help. The amount of mental help she needs is ginormous. I mean, it's bigly."
Skeeter could not be reached for comment.
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