Is McDonnalds The Trap? According to Soundcloud Rappers The Answer Is Yes!
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You think being a soundcloud rapper ends with the latest upload of a youtube beat and shitty lyrics? Hell naw dawg...
McDonalds may have the line up for the XXL Freshman class of 2019 and not know it.
"Sometimes I be flippen like three patties at a time" - Lil Dipshit told a Miami Newspaper doing a story on his latest mixtape release - Fry Baby Fry - a references to his current occupation.
"These bitches be trippen when I tell em that extra BBQ sauce gonna cost em but I gotta get mines." He continues explaining the risks involved under achieving all while glorifying his lifestyle over youtube beats put together by some "beat maker" who downloaded Fruity loops last week.
Lil Dip shit has been working on raising $50 so he can finally afford to lease his first beat from Big Titty Twister who is a well known "beat maker" who has 34 plays on his latest release on soundcloud from six months ago.
"Things gone change real soon" he continued, Lil Dip Shit has big plans once he can afford to pay his mom rent and move back into his bedroom, she currently lets him sleep on the couch and can stay as long as he doesn't lose his job at McDonalds better known as - the trap.
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