El mandilón, las princesas y Diabeto

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Hello, thanks for joining us today. Sadly a little loser known as bocho, has been being abused and being hit by his sister (alondra). Witnesses such as mario camacho (a very tall almost 7 feet boy) said this exclusively to us " she hits him y se deja por culo). Another witness Diego Sarabia, a local teen said this too us as well " we where on the bus and she hit him and pulled hard on his nasty ass clit to make him scream, she then took the phone and said she will give it back later, tiene miedo ". Truly heartbreaking. On other news Alonso alva Founder of the bisexual rescue team and CEO/member of the gay sex team, has reached a net worth of 5.5 billion USD. He said the following words-"i love me some cock". And on breaking news princess kike from Dubai and fellow fag princess raul from mumbai have been seen having sex with spike!! Spike was married earlier this year too Hector, a fellow homo including having sex with obese dean Tate who loves eating young ass. These princesses love cock and love CEOs. Then, a south african baby hippo nicknamed diabeto no coma by the local teens that play soccer has been seen in addison with his diabetes type 4 pack. He ate a car and almost ate three kids that play in the circle, Diego H,Mario C and Diego S. According to MIT Freddy leye has broken the previous record of 6BBCs of pata, to 7 BBCs, some doctors say his ass will have scars as a result of overstretching and bleeding for years, just like Alex whose ass will never close again. Thank you have a good night and remember princess kike said [GOTCHA].

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