2014 Bird Racing Championship To Be Held In Hakodate, Japan
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Just a little over 4 months since the last race was held, Matsui Asuka, founder of the international bird races, has announced that the next event will be held at a hotel in the city of Hakodate, Japan.
Bird racing, a mostly unheard of sport created for small pet birds, involves the training of one's feathered friend to steer a car through a racecourse that starts out as a narrow maze, and gradually becomes a more open raceway that allows the automated, bird-sized cars to speed through. Many people call hoax whenever they see a picture taken at any of the events, but with more research they are astonished to learn that it is indeed a real sport for pet birds. This next one will be the 8th annual race, with the first held in 2006.
The champion tag-team of 2013, Cappy and Link, will be returning this year, and competing to keep their title of champions for the 2nd year, surprising fans as they marvelously pulled ahead last second and took the title from former champion duo of the tag-team sect, Derby and Flier.
While no official date has been decided on yet, Matsui has confirmed it will be held sometime in Spring of 2014. The team is hoping to book Chikuba Shinyotei Hotel for the event to be held in. Tickets will be on sale January through February, be sure to grab them before they're all sold out!
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