Discovery made by Teleporting Student
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English 102 student at Yakima Valley Community College is able to teleport into different humankind so quickly it is invisible to the naked eye. In an attempt to find the life and mind most conducive to earning an A+ in her English 102 class a female student and YVCC created a way to teleport herself into her peer's minds searching for whose life and thought process is best suitable to achieve the highest grade possible for the class.
Wondering how students are able to maintain busy lives and still maintain a high GPA was what started this student on her path. After attending just 2 quarters of Community College this student became aware of her peers who not only had school but also families and jobs on their plates and still achieved high scores in all of their classes. Barely clinging to passing grades and having no other responsibilities in her life she wondered how is this possible? After racking her brain the student remembered a wish she had put away for a rainy day.
Once the student was able to reach her Genie she declared her wish. To teleport herself into any other students mind at any moment with absolutely no one seeing or knowing what was happening. After only 2 minutes of teleporting in and out of her peers' minds, the student discovered the thoughts, actions, and words of these impostrous people were not real at all. The students she had admired so greatly for their ability to juggle work, family, and school and still maintain excellent grades were only in human form and not real people at all.
After having been in the minds of the impostors, this student was relieved and afraid simultaneously. She was relieved to know only a robot would be able to accomplish these goals which made her feel more adequate. She was afraid because no one had seen what she had. YVCC's student wondered who would believe her discovery of humanized robots when the only way to identify them is to enter their minds.
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