A YVC English Teacher Found Guilty of Slander
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Just here today on campus, a Yakima Valley College teacher was handcuffed and escorted away. It is currently being speculated that she was running a scheme to bring down the Presidency. On scene sources say "It looks like the suspect was having all their English students write, what seems to be 'news articles' about the President. All of which have been known to be 'fake news'". My source continues on to say, "As the investigation continues the President will continue to monitor our progress, to bring a stop to all this 'fake news' about him".
Let’s hope he's right, with all this fake news out there who's to say what’s real or not. To have a class write a bunch of "fake news" articles, to what end? Just before they took the suspect teacher away, I did manage to get a few words, "It was all just a teaching lesson, a joke, nothing was meant to be published." Can we take the word of someone who is writing this slander seriously, I think not. Is this the start of some new liberal agenda? Has it come to brainwashing college students into thinking they are activist by such actions.
As more information comes streaming in I will be back to update all you good folks. Stay strong and watch out for your mind, don’t let this “Fake NEWS” keep you from trusting the good man in the big chair. This is Fast And Knowledgeable Entertainment News signing off.
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