YVC English Class Creates Self Forming Freckle Formula
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Word is spreading like wild fire at Yakima Valley College on the new studies performed by Hopkins' English 102 class. After a week that seemed to be taken up by doing a whole lot of nothing, English 102 class has finally announced the creation of a new non-GMO, all natural, dermatologist tested freckle creating formula.
After a requested week of "low key'' testing of scientific formulas, the English 102 class has seemed to come to a happy agreement of a formula. The creation of the product was created under a high stakes environment which was kept at a whopping 30 degrees fahrenheit. The class had requested to work only in a small room in the basement of the YVC Deccio building. They had explained that the darkness and natural cool temperature would best fit for more natural results of the formula.
"Falsey Freckles" is the newly pronounced name of the serum that should soon be taking over mankind's attention for a more natural, freckly glow. The students have came across this unique idea due to the high demand of sunlight and summertime in the United States. A student from the English class who proved a huge role in the creation of the product states, "Everyone loves summer time when the sun is shining, bodies are bronzing, and freckles are popping more than ever. This is a quick and easy way to make those freckles appear faster."
So how does this mystical potion work? The students have claimed that "It's very simple!". The applicator has a small brush on the end of it in which you lather it with the clear goop. You then dabble small dots to the areas you want to close with freckles. After letting sit for 45 minutes to an hour the freckles with slowly start to appear. Finally you will have a beautifully sun kissed, freckled look! It's that easy!
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