Yakima Valley College English 102 Class takes a trip to Hogwarts

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About 20 students traveled to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry on Friday to go and learn how to cast spells. Their English professor wanted the students to write a research paper on spells they would learn. All of the students were very excited and couldn't wait to learn. All their research papers would be about different spells, the students would pair up and write the research paper.

The students couldn't believe they were there. Their professor said if the students did good jobs on these research papers, hey would all get check plusses and they wouldn't have a final. All the students were happy, even one of the students who actually liked writing papers was happy about not having a final paper.

The students learned different spells like Expilliarmus which is to remove an object from the recipients hand and Pretificus Totalus which is to temporarily paralyze someone. Other spells like Windgardium Leviosa which is to levitate objects and Expecto Patronum which is to protect against dementors. The students had more information to research on their spells.

While at Hogwarts the students learned how to fly on a broom stick. Some learned really fast other did not and had to stop before they got seriously injured. All the students were confident in their research papers. All they were looking forward too was to not have a final.

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