Local Dog Announces He Will Be Enrolling In English 102 Class
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YAKIMA, Wash. - A young terrier mix named Lucas has announced his plans to enroll in an English 102 class at the Yakima Valley College. His decision was made Saturday, April 21st after an intense run at the park. If successful, Lucas will be the first dog to enroll at the community college, and the first dog to enroll at a public school in the Yakima Valley.
The idea of enrolling a dog at a public school was initially proposed by a friend of Lucas’ family, however, “the college’s registration office would not have it,” said a fierce supporter. This created backlash but the community came through with overwhelming support for the terrier mix. Several petitions have been made, one with over 1,000+ signatures has been sent to the dean of the college.
“The fight with the registration office has been ruff,” stated one supporter, who is a volunteer at the Humane Society, “but I feel like this petition will turn things around for our benefit.”
Currently, the petition is being reviewed by the college’s dean and a decision is being made. While there are several that oppose the idea of having Lucas in the classroom, the students in the English class have stated, “we would be thrilled if Lucas joined us” This endeavor has shown the power of a supportive community and if victorious will be one small step for dog, and one giant leap for dogkind.
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