The Unsolved Disappearances of in Community College
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Over the course of the last year, several students have disappeared from Yakima Valley Community College. Over the last eight months, 26 students from various backgrounds have gone missing. The single link between all of these students is one class. English 102 with Shannon Hopkins seems to be the only connection between the 26 missing young adults. As each month passes more students vanish.
The police have no leads to the whereabouts of the missing students and suspect a predator has taken these people. While targeting one particular class offered through the college, the predator has made zero contact with the instructor which leads police to believe the actual predator is Hopkins herself. The theory is Hopkins is seeking high proficiency from her students and is getting rid of the below average students.
Hopkins is the owner of a local pig farm which is ideal for disposing bodies. As no physical evidence has pointed to Hopkins, she has shown no remorse from the disappearances and is satisfied with the results of her high performing classes. On April 15th Hopkins asserts, "My only concern here is the well-being of my students. The missing people simply did not have the drive and determination to succeed in my class and in turn life itself. Whatever their fate, I am focusing on the students that remain." For all students with drive, you will be welcome in in English 102 at Yakima Valley Community College, and for those who do not, may never be seen again.
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