100 of Yakima Students agree to Drop out
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Dropping out has been a trendy topic in the lives of all Yakima students. Twitter has gone on with rants supporting this cause. The hashtag for drop outs is actually the most trending topic on twitter in the last couple of days. The hype around this trending topic has led to an amazing amount of movements.
Students are speaking out to fellow students and allowing them to joined there so called "noble" cause. Its so serious that you are not considered cool unless you commit to this cause. Dropping out posters have been seen all around the Yakima valley with the movement even spreading through the whole Washington area.
A student was spotted the other day worshipping a poster dedicated to dropping out because that is the new so called wave. As the students who watch this individual drive by and "fist bump till there arms fall off". Of course if you are not going broke over buying the propaganda then you're nobody in the city of Yakima.
These yakima students are protesting and causing riots throughout the city. The mayor has been taken hostage and we have created a Yakima where we are all drop outs. Then when the whole world is at our knees of dropping our we will then bore of the topic because it is not so hip anymore. We will dismiss this subject just like we dropped Heelys, Planking, and even getting high off of whip its.
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