College English Class Breaks Out Into Huge Fight
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On April 25 a massive fight broke out in the middle of the class. It involved about 18 people. Some where adults, others kids. There were several injured but others escaped unharmed. It seemed that it was a sort of "team fight" the left side of the class versus the right. The teacher, being the person in the middle had to choose a side, she picked the side who she clearly saw was going to win, the Left.
Some students in the class who were interviewed said it all stated over a debate about who should have really been the "super student", this seems to be very valued among the students of this class. The left side of the class all thought it should have been the person who initially got it which was a student named Austen, the right side said it should have been John Doe. This is when the class turned into a war zone.
We have an eye witnesses that said they saw the teacher actually jump in on the fight. Others said that they ran as soon as the fight broke out but many stayed to fight. One student who did not want to be maned said "It was crazy man, i hid in a corner as soon as everything broke out. At first it was alright but when i saw the teacher jump in, i just lost it and had to get out." clearly a very traumatizing event for some of these poor students at YVC.
The worst part is that there were some running start students in the class, who are students who are still in high school but are part time college students and other students in the class were adults. So as of now 3 of the minors have decided to press charges. Things are still trying to be figured out, about who really hit who.
Although this was a traumatizing event for everyone involved, some students did escape unharmed. Those who were, only had minor injuries. But at the end of the day everyone got to go home. Also Austen ended up keeping the "Super Student" tittle.
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