Kevin Bacon found doing Construction in small Tennesse Town

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Rolling Stone: Reporter Pick Em' Hard reports Kevin Bacon has been found living in a small town in North East Tennessee. Hard has searched for Bacon for several years after Bacon's sudden disappearance from public life.
While traveling thru NE Tennessee, Hard stopped into a local gay bar called New Beginnings to have a beer, and stated he about fell of his bar stool after spotting Bacon. Hard, using facial recognition Apps. on his phone doubled check what he thought couldn't be possible. Once Hard was reassured, he approached Bacon to ask him questions. Bacon immediately denied being himself, but, after seeing the facial recognition proof, broke down in tears and admitted his identity.
When ask why he had disappeared and settled in NE Tennessee, Bacon immediately broke out a photo of the woman he loves. Apparently, Bacon was cruising through NE Tennessee with no particular place to go and stumbled upon what he says is: "The love of his life"!
Ms Robin, as he calls her, touched the roots of his heart and sealed it all with a kiss. They have been together ever since, and have no plans on returning to the public scene.
Bacon is still playing music with a band called , Three Shades of Red, as he calls, the greatest Bass player to ever live.
Bacon appeared a little aged, heavier, a graying goatee and broader, but said he's enjoying life to the fullest. Using the skills his great great grandfather taught him, carpentry, he has built a successful building company. Bacon goes under the name Glenn L. Bortz, he's hired three men to act as his brothers, that has a remarkable resemblance to Bacon!!
Ask about a remake of Footloose, Bacon's only response was, have you tried to dance with a gut like this, as he clutched his stomach and walked thru the exit doors.

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