Nicholas Gonzalez stole a coach with nuns in it. He ordered them to sing and drink alcohol.

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St. George , Utah. National media are reporting on a man who stole a bus from a parking lot, with passengers in it. The passengers turned out to be nuns returning to their monastery from a trip. The man probably was under the influence of alcohol and the heroin found in his fannypack.

The incident took place in Zion’s National Park. The driver left the car for a moment in order to help load bibles into the bus. At the same time, taking advantage of the situation, Nicholas Gonzalez (27), got in the bus and drove away. The owner immediately reported to the authorities.

The nuns reported that Gonzalez completely ignored their requests to stop the vehicle. After he realised who he was accompanied with, he demanded the sisters to sing songs for Jesus. He also served heroin and alcohol to the passengers putting them in a confused state.

Reportedly, Gonzalez believed he was sent down by God himself because God above saw the nuns torment and wanted them to have some fun. 'He said he would take us either to the disco or male striptease' says sister Mary Agatha. She and her friends managed to escape when Gonzalez stopped for a bathroom break at a fast food chain.

As soon as Gonzalez realized the nuns where running away, he proceeded to chase them shouting that they will burn in hell. A few hundred meters later he crashed the bus into a pole and was captured by pedestrians during an attempt to run away. Fortunately, nobody was injured during the accident.

Gonzalez will stand in court for what he has done. He's facing up to five years in prison for stealing a bus with passengers in it, drug possession, and drug paraphernalia. The prosecutor considers adding more charges.

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