U18 Calgary basketball is something SERIOUS!!

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Canada has been on the up and coming for many basketball players but one thing I want to discuss is the city in Alberta, CALGARY. When we talk big names we never mention the talent there but dont you worry today we will we will list off 10 players and what they are and who they are as we briefly interviewed them. on our list we have Manyang Tong (father lacombe SG), Adekeye Kual (Bishop Mcnally PF), Aaron Fernandez (Bishop Mcnally PG) , Simar Bajua (Lester B. Pearson PG/SG), Tobi Muaga (Father Lacombe C), Ayol Deng (Bishop O'Byrne C), Emjay Mangawang (Bishop O'Byrne PG), Ty Iou (Western C), Cooper Gazemore (Churchill SG).

Lets go with the schools starting in alphabetical order, first up we got UNIVERSITY OF MANITOBA COMMIT from Bishop O'Byrne we got EMJAY MANGAWANG!!!, Now when we talk about a true point guard who is SO talented he always comes up in the discussion, this kid is well known in the basketball world and we dont know how but seems like the kid is very popular. He will eat you up terribly if you lack defense and speed. We talked with him briefly and he said "My past made me who I am, right now all i focus on is myself, its all about me right now and its a great feeling, i was going through a hard time back in grade 9 so i quit playing basketball and doubted myself for years but the past couple months some of my friends actually pushed me in the direction that i needed to go and that was to pick up that damn ball again. I dont mean to ever sound cocky but I do believe that I am the BEST point guard in Calgary, nobody can match me, they all think im just this skinny little asian kid but i will blind side the f*ck out of you, im a threat to watch and im happy to be back." I personally was so excited to talk to this young man as his energy and vibe was just so excellent, off the court I can tell that he is a fantastic kid and means well. We ranked Emjay 6 in Calgary but 1 for his position and we can all agree on that, if you have not watched him before then what are you doing with your life?! go out there and watch him he is a SERIOUS threat and he is going places, I would not be surprised if you see his name on billboards in 2-5 years. His Speed, his awareness, his ambition, his defense, his offense, his trash talking, his shooting ability, and everything else is OUTSTANDING!! I have seen Emjay personally drop 47 points this week against a ranked Canadian team, you can look up that score board and be up by 5 and when Emjay snaps and you look back at the scoreboard then all of a sudden you are down by 20. This kid is talented.
Next on Bishop O'Byrne is Ayol Deng, tall skinny lanky kid but he is of true center talent and not a deal to be messed with.

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