Star-Lord's Controversial Decision Explained

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This article will be about Star-Lord's part in Marvel's Infinity War. So as expected *SPOILERS AHEAD*

Now that we've got that out of the way, we can get to the main point. In Infinity War when Dr. Steven Strange (Benedict Cumberbach), Spider Man (Tom Holland), Drax (Dave Bautista), Mantis (Pom Klementieff), Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) Nebula (Karren Gillan) and Star-Lord (Chris Pratt) were in Titan (Thanos' home planet) they were a few seconds away from removing the gauntlet. However, this was soon stopped when Nebula reveals that Thanos has killed Gamora (Zoe Saldana) in order to obtain the stone, Star-Lord lost it and started to attack Thanos, waking him up from Mantis' spell and thus ruining the plan. Star-Lord has received many negativity when this action was done, but Psychologist, Jonathan Shehee has the perfect evidence as to why Star-Lord dose not deserve the hate he's getting. Heres what Jonathan had to say "During the scene of which Star-Lord ruined the plan, we can see that Iron Man is desperately trying to Get Peter Quill calm. However by this time, the serotonin has already taken full control over his brain." serotonin is a chemical in you brain that makes the person angry or depressed. "By this time, Star-Lord has no control of his body. The next few actions are the serotonin kicking in. This is realistically speaking of course." Jonathan Shehee says. This definitely explains a lot.

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