Peanut depletion is killing elephants polupation
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It is a known fact that elephant population is drastically decreasing. Elephants eat between 149 and 169 kg of peanuts per day. Which occupy 80 of their daily activities, which represent 8 to 16 hours per days. It is also known that elephant main natural habitat are the peanut plantation and that these plantations are being depleted by peanut farming. The resources as been sucked dried and the elephant population as been decreasing ever since. All that to supplies the increasing demand of eastern and western countries for peanut butter, Reese's pieces and plain peanut. Most of the plain peanut consumption is being done by local bars. However, when questioned on their peanut eating habits, most bar user answer ''I don't know, I don't especially like them, I just eat them because they are there'', another man also said ''really, as long as it tastes salty I don't really care if these are peanut''. These testimonies are quite troublesome considering the damage done by this unaware peanut consumption. Meanwhile, in Serbia the elephant population keep decreasing to the point of near extinction. The Serbian elephant already been declared an endangered species and the trend is going around the world where all the elephant habitat are being depleted without regard for the environment. A local Serbian told us about the evolution of the situation around peanut plantation during the last decade '' When I was little, there were gigantic herd of elephant running through the canyon, maybe three hundred thousand to six hundred thousand per herd, just walking around and eating peanut. I once saw a stampede, some hyena most have startled them and they ran through the canyon, I saw a lion fall from the cliff, I think he was fighting some other lion, needless to saw that the lion was stepped on a lot. Now there is very little elephant left and the one's remaining fight for what little resources the peanuts farmer's left behind, which is only small ugly peanuts.''
The Doctor Vegyne as been studying the elephant population for years and has declared '' The situation is quite alarming, the elephant are an essential part of the local ecosystem, at the beginning of the years 2000's I had much hope, because so many people got allergic to peanut and it seems to had decreased the world demand, but it seems that the demand is going back up again. I don't know why, maybe people eat peanut and then use the epipen, peanut addiction is a serious condition. As a doctor I do not recommend the extinction of the elephant.'' The Doctor Vegyn as tried to spread awareness but most have remained deaf to is plea.
Local authorities are bought by the peanut farming industries and are not about to do anything to prevent this ecological disaster from happening. The only way to prevent this is to raise awareness and have the population of the world mobilizes to protect the elephant and decrease the world peanut consumption level.
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