Lake Wylie Homeowners are Furious Over Neighbors Massive Estate
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Home owners in the Andyonl lake neighborhood are furious over the massive estate that took over 3years to build. this home has not only been an eye sore but very loud and annoying. We talked to Homeowner Mary Sue Blackman who stated she’s been living on Anchors Bend ever since she was a little girl and the home she lives in was inherited from her grandfather and now she and her husband are thinking about relocating to their home in the providence estates neighborhood because the noise from the home has not only been annoying but worrisome. Sargent Peter Blackman Sr. who works from home on Monday’s and Wednesdays stated he cannot get any of his case work completed because of all the construction vehicles making noise and slamming things. Other neighbors are wondering who the person was that she needs a massive home that size. Home owner Antonia stated she’s been friends with Kay for years she stated they worked at South Mecklenburg High School together and she stated all her homes are massive she stated we should visit her thirtyfour thousand square foot home in Calabasas California.
We did some investigating & The owner of this home is the infamous Kay Parkin’s Bellini-Nguyen. Who spends most of her time in Beverly Hills California where she runs her questionable businesses . She’s been known for her hit single “Who Kay Parkin’s” which hit the top of the charts in 5mins which made her over 100 million dollars in sales. Kay runs a Real estate firm, Restaurants, Shopping Malls a Church, a nail salon and many other businesses. We’ve been told she has offices all over united states and her home in California is a replica of the Taj Mahal. Which took 12years to build and she only goes there for parties and family events. Her private home in charlotte is surrounded by guards and angry tigers. One news reporter tried to visit the home for questioning and was ran off the property by guards and trained tigers.
We tried to call her office in Beverly hills and the rude staff transferred us to multiple departments. And after 30mins we finally got to speak with kay and the conversation was going well and then all of a sudden she got angry, telling us that we don’t know who they’re fucking with. And she would eliminate our entire blood line. she told us to suck her black juicy cunt and kiss her black ass, it’s a free country if she wants to build a massive home in lake wylie she has the money and the workers to do so she advised us to focus on Donald trump and his wall that’s trying to keep our Mexicans out of the US. And she disconnected the call. Shortly after we received a call from Kay’s legal team via a video chat. There were 15 lawyers in the room ordering us to stop speaking with kay or our legal team would be buried in legal fees and briefs.
All we wanted to do was ask a question and possibly get a tour of the beautiful home. However, we were turned down multiple times.
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