GREEK VILLAGE COMING TO LAKE WYLIE NEIGHBORHOOD
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As many of you know, new homeowner Kay Parkins-Bellini Nguyen recently purchased a new home and plenty of acres (10,000 to be exact). Just to recap, neighbors on Anchors Bend Lane have been extremely impatient and upset with the process of Kay’s home. Kay has felt that she is going about the construction of her home the correct way.
It has been revealed to us that Kay will be utilizing the 10,000 acres of land for a Divine 9 Greek Village. Known for starting at the historical Howard University. There will be a seperate and individual home for - Alpha Phi Alpha, Alpha Kappa Alpha, Kappa Alpha Psi, Omega Psi Phi, Kay’s Favorite Delta Sigma Theta, Phi Beta Sigma, Zeta Phi Beta, Sigma Gamma Rho, And Iota Phi Theta. Kay’s home will be used as the D9GV Headquarters when she is not in town.
This recent news sure set a flame under neighbor Mary Sue Blackman, she says “It is quite apparent, obnoxious and absolutely absurd that this tyrant is allowed to build a party ground in our residental neighborhood. This was once a quiet and peaceful area before that woman came along with her hurd of children and personal staff and let’s not speak about the staff!! They come outside all types of night walking up and down the street talking very loudly on their cell phones, smoking cigarettes and smoking that devils lettuce. They drive these horribly decorated automobiles with these huge tires and awfully loud music. It’s ludicrous!!” Visibly upset, shaking and on the verge of tears, Mrs. Blackman’s husband had to escort her away.
Kay is apparently agitating this neighborhood and the residents and they are beyond frustrated because there’s nothing they can do about it. It is said that all of the homes may not fit on the lot Kay has, HOWEVER Kay is prepared to put down the 100 million on the property if need be. We have inserted a picture below of how all the homes will be modeled. This is a developing story...
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