12 Crabby Middle Aged Golfers Concede Defeat

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

2059 87085 Shares

In revelatory news emanating from Cork golf circles, Team Underpants has declared that they do not intend participating in the 2018 Langer cup 47 event.

While expected to attend the competition, successful businessman and Team Captain Eoin Griffin (52) has sensationally handed the other team a walkover.

During an emotional interview ,deep within the opulent surroundings of Passage GAA Clubhouse, Griffin declared that “with all the gatting and flaing we will be doing ,there will be no time for golf.”

Sipping a glass of Merlot and Carling, and inhaling from a Johnny Black Cigarette, Griffin was adamant in his assertion that “golf also provides too much fresh air ,when people could be inside supping and playing savage darts.”

Local Lothario Deige Gillane, (29) was said to be one of main advocates of the walkover and a key ally for Griffin.

Roscommon man Douglas Robert Sloane was aghast at Griffins decision declaring “this is like the time, I went to America with 24 johnnies and came back with 28”.

Unfortutunatley,the interviews were suspended as Griffin was ejected from the clubhouse for wearing a sweat stained “Cumann Barra Naofa 93” jersey.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

loading Biewty

Most Popular

  1. 1

    bigfoot sighting at jackson lake campground near oak hill ohio Several eye witness reported seeing a large hairy animal of some kind near the Jackson lake campground. Local authorities are asking people to be cautious if you are planning on fishing near this area. One of the witnesses where able to snap a picture with their cell phone before the creature ran away near the Tommy Been rd area.

  2. 2

    new york city woman loses her temper, causes black hole to swallow her entire town Anna, 26, of New York City, DC was in the middle of an argument with a colleague when her temper got so out of control, it formed a small black hole, which demolished the vast majority of her neighborhood. "I just couldn't take it anymore, and unleashed my forces at the person who was irritating me. I had no idea the energy of my rage could cause such destruction," says Anna. Despite the ruination her anger has caused, Anna says she has no regrets. "I actually wish I knew I had this ability sooner!" Anna laughs. "There are a lot of people and things I could have eradicated from my life in this way."

  3. 3

    whale spotted in illinois river A humpback whale was spotted near Morris IL in the Illinois River today. The sighting comes just days after 2 Great White Sharks were seen frolicking in the same area. While not impossible, it does seem unlikely. It is thought that the whale may have followed the sharks as they sometimes do in the wild. The whale would of had to travel over 1250 miles to get to this location. The Marine Biologist Association will be in town for a full investigation. Until we have answers, we are asking folks to keep their pontoons and fishing boats docked.

  4. 4

    two great white sharks found swimming in mississippi river near saint louis, missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.