Šokantno: Hrvat otkrio da Irska ima pluseva i minusa kao i svaka zemlja na PLANETU!
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Nevjerojatno otkrice dolazi nam danas iz Dublina gdje je Josip Nemresbelivit iz Zagreba otkrio nesto zapanjajuce.
"Covjece, pratim ja tako vijesti i ostalo kao i svaki dan i ovaj put se dogodilo nesto cudesno." - zapocinje svoju pricu Josip.
"Dok sam maltretirao i ponizavao nekog imigranta koji je isto kao ja dosao sa zadnjim novcima izgraditi neki zivot ovdje ali smece jedno je imalo drukcije misljenje od mene, sinula mi je nevjerojatna ideja. Sto ako... sto ako je i on djelomicno u pravu? Mislim, nisam citao uopce sta pise samo sam se koncentrirao na podbadanja i sranja ali onda me to pocelo kopkati.
Poceo sam googlati povijest raznih zemalja, gledati statistike, kliknuo sam prvi put u zivotu na onu sekciju "Vijesti iz svijeta" i postalo mi je polako jasno da bokte u svakoj zemlji imas neke probleme i neke uspjehe. Imas neki kriminal i teske lupeze i imas divne ljude. Uz to svatko zivi drukciji zivot i vidi drukcije stvari pa i to utjece na njihove odluke. To me zapanjilo. Osjecao sam se kao onaj jedan put kad sam skuzio da je stari zapravo ostavljao poklone za svetog Nikolu..."
Josip trenutno radi u skladistu i napredovao je u managera pa, dok smo diskutirali popravljao je ponosno znacku i na uniformi i nastavio:
"Medutim sad ispada da sam svo ovo vrijeme bezveze masturbirao po fejsu i raspravljao o toploj vodici umjesto da sam recimo pomogao nekome, stekao prijatelje ili mozda podijelio neki savjet na tim grupama ili slicno. Osjecam se nekako prazno bez dobrog urlanja po fejsu, kontas? Onako fino kad nekome jebes mater kao na Index portalu...
Puno sam i kakao kako se skriva istina o Irskoj premda su grupe prepune tih tema a i zapravo me boli kurac za ljude koji dolaze i nastojim im strolati svako pitanje gdje god mogu.
Mislim, ako je ovo istina, sto da jedan kvalitetni trol radi? STO?!"
Vidno uzrujan Josip je rekao da je to kraj intervjua i da nije siguran vise sto ce sa sobom nakon ovoga. Nakon sto je objavio status na svojoj stranici koji je podijeljen 2437 puta, mnogi drugi trolovi su poceti padati u duboku depresiju jer ispada da su potratili stotine i stotine sati boreci se protiv fantoma u svojoj glavi.
U prilogu: Sve vise ljudi se pakira za Britaniju koja navodno nema nikakvih problema!
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