CHESAPEAKE WOMAN INJURED IN CRASH
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CHESAPEAKE — Lori Ragland of Chesapeake, was taken to Sentara Norfolk General Hospital Wednesday afternoon after she was injured and her car was totaled by a pickup truck at Military Highway and George Washington Highway.
Officer Dana Smith was parked near a George Washington parking lot, just 200-feet from the intersection of Route 13 (Military Highway) when he heard what sound like an accident very nearby and looked up toward the noise.
"I heard the screeching tires, saw smoke and car parts flying up in the air toward the traffic light at Route 13," said Smith. "I didn't even get a chance to put on my seat belt before I was on scene to respond."
Smith said he called in the accident at 4:38 p.m.
He said Peter Mitchell, of Warren, Maine was driving a 2008 Toyota Tacoma pickup truck westbound on Route 13 when he crashed into Ragland's 2008 Dodge Charger sedan, which had the green light on George Washington and proceeded north toward Portsmouth.
"Witnesses said the truck went through the red light," said Smith.
The pickup truck collided with the crossing Charger, sending the sedan onto the lawn of the boat business. Smith said Ragland sustained a broken ankle, among other injuries, and was complaining of chest pain from impact with the Charger's steering wheel. He said her side air bag deployed in the crash.
Due to her injuries and his being so close to the scene, Smith said he and bystanders helped stabilize Ragland's broken ankle and other injuries while an ambulance and emergency medical services crew were en route. Chesapeake Fire Department also responded to the crash to render aid.
Mitchell was uninjured, and his air bags deployed as well.
Both the truck and car were totaled in the crash and towed away. Smith said as of Wednesday night, no charges had been filed in the crash.
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