Man on grayhound bus.. kicks,lesbian,autistic,mentally retarded,sunday school teacher in crotch with golf cleats

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People ran screaming this morning from bus 132 bound to Tallahassee from Dearborn,as a 69 year old VETERAN man repeatedly kicked a lesbian,autistic,mentally retarded,sunday school teacher in the vaginal area and about the buttocks as she bent over in front of him to retrieve a bag of skittles which spilled all over the floor along his seat in the isle.

Many eyewitnesses say they thought the old man was simply flailing as he was trying to stand up in the pile of skittles gathered about his feet to help the damsel in distress.But many democrats on the bus say no,that he was definitely a republican wearing a TRUMP hat,seen violently,and unmercifully ,kicking this poor dear woman in her private parts.A few Chinese American immigrants which were all huddled in the seats directly behind the incident,said that they thought the woman was rather enjoying it since she lit up a smoke after releasing what appeared to be woman ejaculatory fluid all over herself as the man took the final blow and was said to have lost his shoe partially inside her womb tomb.

Authorities aren't saying a word so far,other than they are still reviewing cell phone footage and witness statements to determine the truth behind what alledgedly happened en route from Dearborn to Tallahassee this morning.

"Where do people go wrong and get into these types of incidents" ?,This is the question asked on the famous talk radio show "The beat with DJ boston" Hosted by Leslie carpenter,a proud member of the NRA.she says bluntly."When people act retarded, stupid shit happens.Or if people let mentally retarded people run loose out in the world,also,stupid shit happens.This comment raised eyebrows in gay and black communities across America.Reverend Cletus D. Peyatt stood in Louisville ky town square as he was eating his morning bagel with cream cheese, holding up a home made doll of trump,spitting in the dolls face.saying trump.this is now your America.you created a monsterrrrr!!.we are not sure if he was talking about all the things happening lately in America,or wether he meant that he was the monster created.

Although we are not sure how or why trump is always responsible for nut jobs committing violent or outright homicidal acts,it was very entertaining to watch the various responses of individuals across America as they were asked about what they thought of this brutal incident.

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