The famous "Lou Gabrielson Pizza diet" has been confirmed to be a hoax !
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Back in 1975 and the glory days of Disco Lou Gabrielson teamed up with a group of scientists to create a ten-month study of the benefits of eating pizza three times a day.. The blind study consisted of 20 people of which ten would be fed pizza three times a day for a month while the other ten would be fed vegetables without knowing. The results of the study showed that the ten who were fed the pizza not only lost weight but at the end of the one month had special abilities and were able to run faster, jump higher and their eyesight was greatly improved. The doctors named this the "Six Million Dollar Man" effect. Also, the study showed that those who had double cheese slices were also able to sing Italian love songs incredibly well.
Since 1975 when the results of the study were first published millions of people have flocked to Mikes pizza in Amityville in hopes of achieving the same results. Last week it was found that one man in the study known only as "John Doe" now weighed over 350 pounds and wears glasses.
An investigation found that not only were some results tainted because some of the pizza had pineapple on them but 11 of the men in the study were found to not even be Italian.
When questioned about this Mr.Gabrielson admitted it was all just a hoax and when asked why did he do it he just stated: "I like pizza".
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