Breaking News: "AIDS in the Air"
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It is the year 2018, where we witness mechines taking over the health area, and the advancement of the constant development of medical stem cells seem to exceed our own expectations as a human race; You would think that we have reached an age of advanced technologies. However, the medical world has taken a turn for the worst.
For the past few months in the state of Utah multiple reports of severe AIDS victims have been seen to be admitted into local hospitals. The count of AIDS patients is roughly near 153 for whom have been diagnosed with stage 2 HIV, and about 18 patients have passed away.
The cause of this epidemic is yet to be clarified, however there has been recent studies in local towns near Salt lake city that the cause could be 'airborne'. Local head of medical health Stephen Miller says, ".. I am not entirely certain what is going to happen to the people who are currently under anesthetic treament, but we are developing a diagnosis to see to their needs immediately."
The police department of Utah reports that grocery stores that are spread across the towns, where local citizens claim that the meat have somewhat gone stale, or found that they have been rotting for quite some time. It was confirmed that majority of the veal products were tested positive with AIDS.
It is to our concern, to warn those who have come into contact with any of these products to visit their local hospitals immediately.
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