Kicking Boys Out Of The BoyScouts
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So we long of heard of the debate as to let females into the BoyScouts, now, many are fearing the consequences of this action. In the BoyScouts, many young men venture out far into the woods and learn how to survive with practically nothing... except them and their will to live. This entire set up in the BoyScouts is just asking for disaster. If a young man just so happens to trip over a rock and break his rib, who is gonna help?? There is no woman in the BoyScouts to heal up this poor boy. We need wemon in the BoyScouts to take care of the boys, but unfortunately... we can’t. Even if by some great miracle, that girls were aloud into the BoyScouts, all the boys would do is rape the young, so inosent girls. Those nasty pest would disrupt the piece of us girls by trying to tie us down, and stick a deep one down inside each and every one of us. For the BoyScouts to even have the word “boy” in it in the first place is super sexist and offensive to wemon everywhere. Instead, the “boy”- scouts should instead be titled the PieceScouts while having all the males kicked out. Boys never get anything right and only care about rape, drugs, and world domination. Us PieceScouts will not tolerate such sexist antics against wemon all throughout the world. We believe “boys” (if they should even hold that title anymore), should be kicked out of the BoyScouts.
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