North Korea nukes cause volcano terror: geologist
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Hawaii’s ongoing Kilauea eruption and the deadly volcano disaster in Guatemala are almost certainly linked to North Korea’s collapsed nuclear testing site, according to a source with knowledge of geology.
For weeks now, Hawaii’s Big Island has become engulfed in lava, destroying homes and causing widespread devastation.
And this week, volcano terror has spread to Guatemala, with the deadly eruption of the country’s Fuego volcano.
A leading university geologist, who requested anonymity due to the sensitive and confidential nature of his research, said he believed the fact that the eruptions were occurring concurrently was not a coincidence.
“These eruptions do not look like natural phenomena,” the geologist said.
“The amount of pressure that’s created by detonating an underground nuclear device is tremendous, and that pressure needs to be released somewhere else.
“That’s where the volcanos in Hawaii and Guatemala come in, they are acting like a valve to release the pressure that has built up within the Earth’s molten core.”
For those that live near other active volcanoes, the geologist said: “be prepared”.
“While it is clear that North Korea’s nuclear testing has contributed to both eruptions, it is not yet clear whether Kim Jong Un’s regime is aware of the chain-reaction effect that nuclear weapons can have on magma reservoirs,” he said.
“It may have been an accident, but it also could have been a deliberate ploy to strike fear into the hearts of volcano-dwellers all around the planet.”
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