911 Call for Owatonna Middle School Principal on Suspicion of Harming a Sheep June 10, 2018 By Hank Liverpool

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Dodge County Sheriff’s Department were alerted by a 911 call to Owatonna Middle School Principal Greg Hayward’s hobby farm outside of Claremont this evening.

The caller, Vicki Halverson also of Claremont, stated in the call that she was walking her retriever by Hayward’s farm on County Road 56 just after eight o’clock Sunday evening when she noticed what appeared to be Principal Hayward slapping and whipping a sheep.

In a statement, Halverson told Deputies on the scene, “ I could see him out in the pasture about forty yards away. The abuse was alarming. He would hit the sheep, knock it to the ground, pull it back up again, then slap or hit it back down. He had what looked like a small whip.” But the abuse didn’t stop there. “He was also cussing at the poor thing, calling it filthy names like whore and bi**h.”

In addition to authorities, Halverson also alerted the Southeastern MN Humane Society. Verda Dickinson, regional director of SMNHS, arrived with a team shortly after Deputies Marshall and Crichton. “We had a truck ready to take the sheep and any other animals that showed neglect or misuse. We take all calls seriously whether it is a cat or an abused sheep.”

But all of this was for naught. Upon investigation, Deputies Marshall and Crichton found that it was not a sheep after all, but Hayward’s wife, Ginger Hayward in the pasture with him. According Deputy Marshall, “It was all a case of mistaken identity. As we entered the property and made our way out to Greg, he started yelling at the sheep to get up, get up.”

That’s when deputies noticed something peculiar. “The sheep stood fully up on its back legs and waved to us. It was Mrs. Hayward in a sheep’s costume.”

Both the Haywards were available for brief comment. Mr. Hayward wanted to make sure that Owatonna Public Schools understood that they did not have an animal abuser as a principal. “It was the end of the school year. We had a tough group of eighth graders. I wanted to let off a little steam out here. I understand next time that Ginger and I will do this sort of thing in the shed or perhaps the barn. But I would never hurt any of my animals, neglect them, or degrade them in any way. The people of OPS can rest assured of that.”

With no harm done, Mrs. Hayward praised local authorities. “Deputy Crichton issued us a warning and then they left pretty much after that. I only hope that Greg’s students and staff still have respect for him, knowing that any allegations of animal abuse or neglect have categorically been put to rest.”

“We get these calls once or twice a month in this area,” said Deputy Marshall in his final statement. “Once in a Blue Moon they turn out to be an actual animal abuse case. I can count maybe one or two in my eight years of service. The people of Southern Minnesota treat their farm animals with respect and dignity. They’re good people.”

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